It’ll happen with all your NotDrug lovin’ votes. Who’s Cannibal Potluck? They’re a comedy troupe made up of the swankiest Ithaca College jesters.
What are they doing? They’re in the running for an opportunity to have a sketch of theirs aired on Comedy Central.
How? By earning the most votes for their video, Flash Forward, on Atom.com.
So…
Watch the video right here:
And go vote for it here: Vote for Cannibal Potluck to be on Comedy Central!
That right there ^^^ is the important part.
So.
Things got out of hand.
Again.
And then we rambled.
One.
Emma S. Real Talk. from notdrugs on Vimeo.
There were a ton of things to write about today. The Dow dropped after climbing for a couple days. March Madness has been boring due to being so…accurate. There’s this film festival, FLEFF,kicking off in Ithaca tonight. It’s my sister’s birthday. Brad Pitt is on tv.
But I chose to talk about cows. Really, really, healthy grass-fed, never been sick moo cows.
Central New York ceases to amaze me.
NotDrugs.
Apparently, Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana AKA That Girl That Blew Up Amongst 13-Year-Olds Overnight got snubbed by Radiohead at this years past Grammy Awards.
And was upset about it. Really? Miley Cyrus is mad because Radiohead said go away? Word. That’s like being sad that Michael Jordan beat you in a game of basketball. You should of seen that shit coming.
By the way:
Alex Barbone is WAY BETTER than Hannah Montana.
One.
Miley Cyrus = Drugs.
Radiohead = Not Drugs.
This is called: L-O-G-I-C.
Alex Barbone as Barbeezy F. Baby.
Barbeezy F. Baby
You might ask, “Where is Ju on the site?”
Winn’s been holding it down while I work on some longer form stuff…mainly longer videos of great production quality and the MIXTAPE….which since being pushed back is set to be bigger and badder than ever. Stay tuned?
Either way, just because I’m putting some extra work in, doesn’t mean I’m not coming across hot fire at all times. For instance:
P.O.S. – “Optimist” (Clean) from Maria Juranic on Vimeo.
Try digging on this P.O.S. cut for a bit, courtesy of Tha Dweeb.
Stay up.
A friend of mine (@drawesome86) might be the least fit person in the world. I don’t mean athletically. I mean, in Darwinian terms. Bad things happen to him, and they’re often warranted. But he’s an alright guy. I like to have a beer and shoot the shit with The Doctor. He’s even a decent writer.
However last week Dr.Awesome did something awful. Mimicking his brother’s devastating culinary exploits, in honor of a favorite blog (thisiswhyyou’refat), the Doctor made The WidowMaker.
The WidowMaker
1-lb bacon
1-1/2lb ground beef (as fatty as possibly tollerable)
1-lb sausage
1-lb marinara sauce (generally 1 jar)
1-can of cheez whiz
2-freezer pepperoni pizzas (he used Tombstone)
Fry the three meats until ready (beef browned, bacon crisp, sausage thoroughly browned) and cut them all into small pieces, roughly 1 inch chunks. Follow the instructions on the package for the two pizzas. Combine the Cheez Whiz and marinara sauce in a large bowl and heat. Mix the meat and sauce mixtures together, until all of the meat chunks are completely covered. It should have a reddish-yellow-ish hue.
When all of the above steps are completed, on a large flat pan, place one of the pizzas cheeze side up. Unload the meat-sauce filling onto the pizza as evenly as possible. Place the second pizza, cheeze side down, on top of the filling. Pinch the corners as effectively as possible to the bottom pizza. It won’t close, but it can come pretty close. Place the whole monstrosity back in the oven at 250 degrees. Let it go for a little while (15-20 minutes) just to let the flavor congeal.
Slice a small piece.
Wait 20 minutes.
Go to the bathroom.
The Doctor made this. And I hated him for it. I ate a slice and couldn’t move for two hours.
Then this happened to him. Senior-thesis crushed.
Take that Harrison Flatau. Making deadly food has its repercussions.
I love the Karma Payment Plan.
Modest Mouse – Karma’s Payment off of The Fruit That Ate Itself
Do as I say, not as I do. Right?
Like, where is this album?
We planned on launching the first NotDrugs mixtape today, but ya know. Creative uncertainties, mishaps with the production lines, Julian started singing “Kissed by a rose.”
It’ll be out soon.
Who should we all try to be more like?
He put out so much stuff that like, it was still producing posthumously.
Respect to the legend:
Just like our friend Dave here thinks, drugs just aren’t appropriate.
Look it:
And when we asked Lindsey what her sentiments were on the situation, she became a little unsettled and had to flee the scene:
Finally, the always calm Zach Capp from The Show dropped us a line:
Thanks to the readers out there. Keep ya eyes pealed for the changes popping up. And if you feel inclined, keep an eye on our Vimeo page or join the Facebook group.
Sometimes things that are awesome just aren’t appropriate everywhere. Like, rollercoasters. Rollercoasters aren’t appropriate everywhere. Niether are seahorses. But they’re pretty awesome too.
Also, we here at NotDrugs want it to be known that drugs aren’t approrpriate. At least not here.
This is what I mean:
Similar to these other things that awesome but occasionally innapropriate, listening to music that hasn’t been realeased just can’t be right. NotDrugs does not condone stealing music.
But my friends are really good at peer pressure. And this guy that’s really cool said that him and all his cool friends are listening to the new leaked DOOM album, Born Like This.
I’m not saying that it’s right. And I’m not condoning this. But all the cool kids were listening to this banging album which happened to leak. And I’m totally going to buy it, since it came out yesterday. I’m even going to attend a million of his shows(when he schedules them, if he promises to actually show up).
Sample the fly release here:
Thief.
Just look at these guys:
They’re not even real thieves. They just pretend to be thieves. Their swagger, big collars, gah, it’s seeping smooth testosterone.
But what’s sexier than pretend thieves?
REAL diamond thieves!
The story ran in the latest WIRED:
Handful of specialized and seasoned thieves were hired to take down a vault two floor below ground, protected by locks with six-figure combination possibilities; heat, motion, light sensors, two-foot thick steel walls; you know, the routine.
An estimated 100million Euro is gone. It’s not accounted for. Diamonds, millions in a dozen currencies, over a 100 safety deposit boxes worth of goods from the most secure safe in the world.
Bangin’.
One of the guys that was caught, Leonardo Notarbartolo, who has been in prison for six years finally broke the story to writer Joshua Davis. Dubbing his characters with names like “King of Keys” and “The Monster”, he clung to anonymity because, you guessed it, there’s potential mafia connections. His blood lines run directly to the Italian Mafia’s helm.
Awesome.
Go check out the story for some grand readin.
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