For the record:
Gary Coleman died of an intracranial hemmorage on Friday. Different stroke?
…I wonder when Willis funeral be?
Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, “too soon?”
RIP Gary Coleman.
LCD Jonze System Malfunciton
On April - 20 - 2010
“Drunk Girls”
Directed by Spike Jonze
Teksmojoly is funny.
On April - 9 - 2010
I met DEVO today, which got me thinking: gogurt’s alright, but just go for the tub of plain and get some fresh fruit or something. Moshy moshy moshy, squishy squashy, here are some baaad moshes straight from thze internetz. I’m talkin’ terrorism-level bad with all the best intentions:
Chairlift–Evident Utencil
Before there was George, there was Gorge
On March - 10 - 2010
Like the grease from the very burger or the potato chip that he was chompin’ and pushin’ back in the day, JA had seeped into and saturated the folds of our delicious brains as this guy before Seinfeld. Not too far of a stretch from the role to come… You can say what you like about the man, but you cannot deny his talent.
Enjoy:
And to finish, this.
Yo Gabba Gabba! (There's a Party in my Tummy !)
The Future: Advancements in the Emerging Field of Interactive Hypertext Markup Language and the Implementation of Non-Cursory Dynamic Scripting Capabilities
On February - 25 - 2010
Straight outta District 9
On February - 9 - 2010
I don’t know if its the grungy I just got out of prison; fuck the world; this is my girlfriend/sister, yeah she was exposed to high levels of radiation SO WHAT??! feel that the Afrikaner group, Die Antwoord have going on about them, or the secondhand bootleg beats underneath, but I think I might like them.
Zef Side
Maybe it’s their artful use of primordial dwarfism?
Enter the Ninja
Consollection
On January - 25 - 2010
As number of systems owned increases, average yearly salary at age 34 increases.
As number of systems owned increases, number of times laid per sophomore year of high school decreases.
As number of systems owned increases, number of times laid per life increases.
As number of systems owned increases, likelihood of finding gold stuck to the bottom of your shoe increases .0097% per 8/11ths of game console.
I’ve had 15, how about you?
The Transparent Laptop
On January - 8 - 2010
Put your feet up, read Not Drugs, and admire your toes:
The Fat Boys–God Bless this Mess
On January - 6 - 2010
What happened to good music?
This guy has written for J. Lo., Mary J. Blige, and was involved in 50 Cent’s rise to stardom. He’s still turning out the classics:
The Fat Boys Recently released their own line of shirts–distributed by Urban Outfitters. I went to urban outfitters in Atlanta, GA last week (needed a pair of throw-away shoes for a thing I hadda do. That thing abou’ the guy. You know the thing what I’m sayin’?) You can pick one up in the clearance section in the back.
Get a Shirt
